Nothing brightens up your morning—or makes you fear for the future of humanity—quite like an email from Ashley Madison, the notorious dating site for people who shouldn’t really be dating (because, they’re, like, married and all). In the wake of their noble but failed attempt to sponsor Toronto’s zoos, the site today released its list of Toronto’s top neighbourhoods for cheaters, as determined by the regional breakdown of their 400,000-plus members in the GTA.
Ashley Madison’s top 10 cheating neighbourhoods in the GTA per capita:
1. The Beach
2. Forest Hill
3. High Park
7. North York
Perhaps not coincidentally, the top neighbourhoods are among Toronto’s most affluent. For their sake, we can only hope these well-heeled are using protection.